Boom responsibly (or at least look like you’re in charge). This “Firework Director – If I Run, You Run” t-shirt brings explosive humor and vintage flair to your backyard celebrations. With its distressed print and retro Americana colors, it’s the perfect uniform for the neighborhood sparkler captain or anyone who’s ever lit a fuse and hoped for the best.

🔥 Vibe: Half brave, half terrified — 100% fun.

All products are printed to order in the United States. Products usually ship within 5 business days.

Product features:

• Made with ring-spun cotton for a lightweight feel.
  • Solid colors feature 100% ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester.
• Classic fit with crew neckline for a clean, versatile style.
• No side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
• Ribbed knit collar that maintains its shape over time.
• Ethically sourced fabric certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality.